Hmmm, well—I live in Hell obviously. Hell is full of a buncha demons like me and people who have screwed up real bad in their life! Murderers, thieves, failed exoricists...
The stupid Hell Organization or whatever they call themselves keep us all in line, or try to anyway hehe. They'd look the other way if we were just torturing the sinners but that gets really samey.
[ he smiles and then pitches his voice to sound like completely different people, different genders even, in a perfect facsimile. ]
"I was born poor and no one looked my way so I decided to take things into my own hands."
"My husband cheated on me so I killed him and his mistress!"
"I'm misunderstood and no one will ever understand me so I'll ruin things for everyone else. "
We're not supposed to interact with the living world but it's really boring being trapped somewhere your entire life with the same whiny crowd you know? Even if there's good parfaits!
I usually never get to see the living world, only in really small doses.
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The stupid Hell Organization or whatever they call themselves keep us all in line, or try to anyway hehe. They'd look the other way if we were just torturing the sinners but that gets really samey.
[ he smiles and then pitches his voice to sound like completely different people, different genders even, in a perfect facsimile. ]
"I was born poor and no one looked my way so I decided to take things into my own hands."
"My husband cheated on me so I killed him and his mistress!"
"I'm misunderstood and no one will ever understand me so I'll ruin things for everyone else. "
We're not supposed to interact with the living world but it's really boring being trapped somewhere your entire life with the same whiny crowd you know? Even if there's good parfaits!
I usually never get to see the living world, only in really small doses.