[ Hand...servant. That's a pun, isn't it? That's a terrible pun. Ryuji grins a little stupid at that because even he finds it amusing and tries to imagine a little hand running around doing chores. Oh, that's... silly. That's real silly. ]

Huh!

[ He has so many questions. Why? What? How? All the questions. ]

Is Thing the weirdest part of your family? Like, on a scale of, super normal mom and dad and house with a dog to aliens from outer space secretly wearing human skin, what's the weirdest part?