[Okay he's stupid but when his single brain cell is no longer fixated on ~the performance~.........

He Notices.

And his cheeks are red, but he just clears his throat, straightening.]

I can do that, of course! I would offer to make them myself, but I imagine what would suit you best is a little outside of my skill set.

[He's decent at sewing, but he's not a professional, after all.]