( r6 ) honeymoon suite

[showhost]

WELCOME TO THE HONEYMOON SUITE!!! i cannot BELIEVE i had to toss this up real quick



You're led to a beautiful skyrise apartment, and the penthouse suite is, you guessed it: all for you!

The view's stunning, the beds are huge and comfy, you finally have your own private bathroom, and there's a cook on call who will make anything you want to eat. There are games, TV, and if you're bored or missing an activity, it's probably somewhere in the sprawling apartment.

Basically, you're living the life of luxury now, so enjoy it!

You can always head down the elevator, and a personal chauffeur will take you back to the house so you can mingle with everyone else and still enjoy the shenanigans. But you can always come back here to chill, bond and relax, all alone.

Congrats!

Comments

[singurarity]

Oh, yeah.

[ Immediately. ]

[boneface]

[ . . . ]

Yeah, I guess that ain't much of a surprise either.

[singurarity]

Well, I mean, even before everything else, spin the bottle happened.

[boneface]

[ Oh. Right. ]

Man, y'all really were all kissing each other back at that house, weren't you? Maybe I shoulda stuck around longer.

[ he jokes HE JOKES. his heart is too sensitive for that. ]

[singurarity]

Wednesday might have killed you.

[boneface]

[ —grk?! ]

Not the good kind either. [ there's a good kind of killed...? ] It's okay though, I'm just jokin'. I only wanna kiss her anyway.

[singurarity]

--Wait, what's the good kind?

[boneface]

[ Just waves his arms a little. ]

Like, y'know, when she threatens to stab me or chop my head off or somethin' like that. There's a difference!

[ Bodily harm (affectionate) or bodily harm (threat). ]

If I went around kissin' everyone, I'd deserve it if she killed me but I wouldn't enjoy it!

[singurarity]

...

So saying it versus following it up...?

[boneface]

[ A nod! Yes! ]

Exactly! Though if she really wanted to injure me, and asked real nicely, I prolly wouldn't say no.

[ Okay, that's the M part of you, Ryuji. ]

[singurarity]

... Well, okay.

[ Sure. ]

Some people are into that, you're right.

[boneface]

[ He just nods in response. And then thinks about it. And thinks about it some more. And then when he's thinking about it — oh, it clicks. ]

Ahhh, not me! I ain't — it's not a horny thing for me!

[singurarity]

It's not??

[ RYUJI THAT'S MORE CONCERNING ]

[boneface]

[ IS IT??? NOW HE'S CONCERNED ]

Pain doesn't do it for me! It's more just... making sure she's happy!

[ HIS LOVE LANGUAGE IS ACTS OF SERVICE ]

[singurarity]

...

Well, lucky for all of us, I think there are less violent ways to make her happy too.

[boneface]

[ wheeze........ ]

I do prefer those...