( r6 ) talking-head: ryuji.

[showhost]

Ryuji is invited to take a seat right in front of the cameras, while the overseer smiles at them brightly and waves.

And asks them questions, of course.

They don't have to answer truthfully, but they should be aware that every single last thing they're saying might very well end up in the final cut.

Have fun!

Comments

[boneface]

[ wow that is so loud time to be loud right back ]

Hey!!! Thanks!!!!!!

[ but oh, right, okay. a question!! Ryuji looks a little surprised at that and squirms a bit in his seat. He's feeling... shy... suddenly... ]

Uh, well. It's a d-dating show, right? Soooo, it'd be cool to, uh, goonadate.

[aspirings]

[jfc they are so loud together, they're gonna break the containment zone (ie, the interview room).



anyway sorry but:]

What was that? I didn't catch that last part. You were projecting so well before.

[boneface]

[ everyone will know when these two are talking. everyone. ]

S-Sorry, yeah. I just — it's just — [ hhhhh. ] Dating, right! We're here for dates! So I'd like to go on a date!

[ Said with his FULL CHEST. ]

[aspirings]

[HELL YEAH RYUJI!!]

You've certainly got the right idea! Ha ha ha! [stop i hate it here]

I have excellent news for you. I've been told that there may be a few dates in your future! ... So given the choice, what sort of date would you desire?

[boneface]

[ He's going to go on a date!! He's going to go ON A DATE. WITH A PERSON. They're probably going to be CUTE. Ahhhh, he's so excited. ]

Hmmm, I guess I'd gotta go with somethin' classic, ya know? Me an' some cutie at an amusement park or a movie. Just the two of us.

[aspirings]

[WITH A PERSON!! Isn't that amazing!]

I see, I see! So you are a classic date sort of person! [Ryuji is......... cute??? He looks like a punk but he is so cute, actually.....]

Any ideas on the sort of person you would like to invite on a classic date?

[boneface]

[ IT'S SO AMAZING.

But he nods vigorously at that because Tsukasa's got it completely. He's a classic date sort of boy and thinks that's the best way to get to know each other.

He looks a little surprised at the follow up question and considers it with a hum of thought. ]

I ain't really that picky. I like whoever as long as they like me back, ya know! But they've gotta be cute or hot or sexy.

[aspirings]

[i ain't picky they just gotta be sexy - ryuji, literally]

So you are a fan of beautiful people! [i mean, he gets it] But what if they are beautiful on the inside, but are homely on the outside?

[boneface]

[ can you blame him, all his friends are super hot ]

Then they're still hot, duh. Only way to be ugly is if you've got an ugly heart.

[aspirings]

S-so pure...

Sakamoto!! [oh my god Tsukasa even looks emotional.]

I hope you find true love while you are on this show!!

[boneface]

[ even Ryuji is a little startled by the outburst of his name but...!

but because Tsukasa gets emotional, so does Ryuji. He blinks, surprised, and then looks very touched. ]

Yeah!!!! I'm gonna go out there and give it my all!!

[aspirings]

[I can't believe this.]

That's the spirit!

Then I won't keep you any longer! You have dates to go on and people to meet! I will be rooting for you!

[i. okay. well. Ryuji gets to head into the house soonest I guess because that went so fast and smoothly.]

[boneface]

[ the power of two sunshine boys...............

he's absolutely going to high five tsukasa first before leaving though. off he goes!! ]

[aspirings]

[HELL YEAH HIGH FIVE!!! BYE RYUJI HE'S IN YOUR CORNER!!]